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VictoriaÂ’s secrets, what about mine?

Underwear, now there's a thought to provoke the senses.

I was having a wee think over my morning latte and toast about what I like to sleep in at night i.e. what I wear for a sexy tete a tete, versus what I sleep in when I am at home. 

Thanks to my sorrowful two-days in bed, you are now privy to the fact that when I want to slob, I don a nightie that has seen more years than a donkey! (I may be elite but I'm also a normal girl with a normal nightwear drawer). And then you have my every-day stuff that I wear when I'm out and about shopping and meeting friends. Obviously, I like to go for quality but it has less frills and lace than my seductive selection. I don't compromise on labels but I do like to be comfortable. In an ideal world, never the twain shall meet, but there have been the occasional cross-overs where I haven't been wearing the right smalls to the client's "tastes".

So what is an English escort to do in such an emergency? Well, she could go commando (while all things point north, we shall take advantage) and give her fella a thrill. While this is all very well and good in summer or if the date is at a hotel, the same cannot be applied to the chillier months or a whole day out in London. There is chafing to think about! The answer, dear reader, is to whisper in your gentleman's ear: "I have a small wardrobe problem... I'm afraid I don't have a change of clothes with me."

This will generate two answers. The first will be a leery: "baby, where you're going you won't need to worry about that" or there is "happy days! Let’s go shopping" As there is a 60-40 chance of it going either way (in favour of the latter) I usually get a whole new outfit out of it or at the very least, something to change into the next morning courtesy of Victoria's Secret, La Perla or Coco De Mer if my client is of that persuasion. 

You mustn't misunderstand me; I don't leave my over-night bag at home on purpose but it does tend to happen more frequently with clients who like to come into the fitting room "just to make sure it fits properly"!

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