Our companions Love To Tease

Thanks to working for one of London's top escort agencies, I have a walk-in wardrobe that makes Selfridges' designer departments envious. I own more shoes, despite my clothes auction blowing a massive hole in my humble abode's budget. I have discovered websites and shops I won't tell my closest friends about...What?! I'm human and like to trawl the gorgeous racks or pages and get first dibs on the lace and silk.

Fred is a regular of mine, always calling the escort agency and asking for me. He is so common that he expects me to change everything about myself. Thankfully, bar my hair colour, he likes a brunette escort. You may think I have a lot of shoes, underwear and clothes. However, when your client's motto is that "variety is the spice of life", you must keep up with your game. And we all know that the best escorts love to tease their clients with sexy little outfits whenever possible.

Strangely, we frequently frequent the same couple of restaurants, and he always takes me for cocktails in his favourite members-only bar. It's located in Park Lane, and he believes not many people are aware of it. However, I have heard from my fellow elites that they have visited escorts at this mysterious bar many times. It is not so hard for top escorts to gain access code, but what the client doesn't know doesn't hurt them!

I must constantly think about whether I have teased him with my red Myla Basque or tempted him with my black and gold Agent Provocateur set. It gets excruciating when I want to team my black Manolo peep-toes with my gorgeous Gucci belted strapless dress. God, I love my shoes. They are comfortable, stylish, and super sexy, but shopping for new attire isn't always hard.

No, seriously, don't feel bad for me. It's part of my job; we all know that escorts love teasing.