Your very own Style Guru

Call me the Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen of my industry—part style expert, part relentless commentator on everything around me. Over the years, my career as a London escort has led me through the doors of some of the world’s most extraordinary homes—and given me more than a few opinions about interior design, luxury, and what truly makes a place unforgettable.

When I first started, the thrill of jetting off with clients to glamorous destinations like New York or Milan would leave me buzzing. I’d even phone my colleagues, gushing about the skyscraper views or the latest fashion finds. But as the stamps in my passport multiplied, the novelty wore down just a little. What never fades, though, is my passion for this work and the curiosity it fuels.

There’s No Place Like a Client’s Home

While the allure of international travel is exciting, nothing quite matches the anticipation of visiting a client’s home for the first time. With my regulars, their lavish mansions become almost routine—something to tick off on my personal list of architectural adventures. But being invited into a new client’s inner sanctum? Now that stirs the same excitement I felt as a child on Christmas morning.

I’m nosy by nature (no shame), and a devoted fan of classic shows like Cribs, always fascinated by the creative—and sometimes outrageous—ways celebrities shape their spaces. Style, I’ve learned, is deeply personal. Yet, you’re bound to find the occasional jaw-dropping extravagance: a vase casually placed in the foyer with a price tag that would make most people faint. “Oh, that old thing? Eight million, but you know how it is…”

Meeting Theo: The Ultimate Style God

Recently, I had the pleasure of meeting a new client—let’s call him Theo—at his residence in Kensington. The moment I walked through the door, it was clear this was no ordinary home. Eight bedrooms, six marble-tiled bathrooms, four uniquely designed reception rooms—each space a masterclass in elegance, each detail thoughtfully considered. In my years as an escort-style guru, I’ve rarely been so impressed.

Theo, it turns out, is an actor beloved across the Far East; he’s reached near-legendary status thanks to his work in foreign films, and it shows in both his confidence and his taste. As we toured the house, Theo revealed that he’d designed every room himself, later collaborating with a top-tier interior designer to bring his vision to life. I admired the spa-like bathrooms—even if they felt a touch clinical—and honestly, his bed was so comfortable that I nearly had to be convinced to leave the next morning.

There’s always a part of me that wonders how people like Theo manage to achieve such perfection amid their hectic schedules. Scepticism aside, the result was breathtaking—a sanctuary just steps from trendy bars and designer shops.

The Endless Fascination of Curated Luxury

If there’s one thing my work has taught me, it’s that luxury isn’t just about price tags or location. It’s about personality, creativity, and the thrill of discovering new perspectives on style. Whether in five-star hotels or private mansions, the excitement never disappears. Each encounter brings something fresh, a new wave of inspiration and intrigue.

So here’s to the next adventure, and the next door that opens wide into another world of thought-provoking, envy-inspiring décor. As for me, I’ll keep exploring, reporting, and—naturally—offering my humble, opinionated take on it all.