A quick exit

Agency Pink girls do not judge – They are hand-picked for their beauty, their bodies, their conversational skills and their discretion.

We like to treat our customers with dignity and respect, and we also offer a listening ear whenever it is needed. As a top London escort agency, we are excellent listeners and can provide the odd bit of advice if necessary. We know a lot about men, so if you book our ladies, we promise to listen patiently and advise accordingly if that is what you want.

Last week, though, there was a near miss. Our new client, who lives in Birmingham, was in the Big Smoke for a business meeting. He works in the line of air conditioning, so his firm has plenty of work in London, given how hot this city can get in the summer. Anyway, a meeting on a Friday night had over-run, so he found himself stuck in London for an extra night. Loneliness had set in, so he decided to book a little company.

He told one of our ladies that he did love the buzz of London, so he suggested we share a couple of drinks in the pub opposite his hotel before we got down to, well, our ladies agreed. Our London escorts love the buzz of the city, too. So we settled down for a drink and some conversation – he ordered a pint of locally brewed bitter, whereas our lady opted for a white wine spritzer, and he started to talk to me about his life.

He told me in detail about his marriage (mostly good, but occasionally, he found himself craving excitement and allure). He even showed a picture of his wife, which was just as well; our escort lady noticed, as she gazed out of the window in the pub, a taxi pulled out of the hotel. Out of it emerged a woman carrying a small holdall – the sort you would need for an overnight stay. As she turned to look around, our escort realised this woman was the gent’s wife…

She nudged him gently. “Ah, your wife has decided to pay you a surprise visit. You had better go.”

He jumped up with a look of horror; a guilty conscience was getting the better of him.

“Listen, don’t worry,” she told him, “We haven’t done anything wrong – we’ve only shared one drink and that is all. Isn’t this the best solution? Your wife has come to join you, and you can take her out to a lovely restaurant and perhaps a show. Off you go and enjoy yourself.”

He gave me a grateful smile and hurried off, and I found myself with an unexpectedly free evening…