A quick exit

We do not judge. We treat our customers with dignity and respect, offering a listening ear whenever necessary. As a top escort agency, we are excellent listeners and can provide valuable advice if needed. We know a lot about men, so if you book our ladies, we promise to listen patiently and tell you what you want.

Last week, though, there was a near miss. Our new client lives in Birmingham and was in London for a business meeting. He works in the field of air conditioning, so his firm has plenty of work here, given how hot this city can get in the summer. Anyway, a meeting on a Friday night had run over, so he found himself stuck for an extra night. Loneliness had set in, so he decided to book a little company for the night.

She arrived at his hotel and they sorted out the payment for the evening. He loved the buzz of this city, so he suggested sharing a few drinks in the pub opposite his hotel. Our lady agreed. She loves the buzz of the city, too. So, they settled down for a drink and some conversation. He ordered a pint of locally brewed bitter, whereas our lady opted for a white wine spritzer, and he started to talk about his life.

He told her in detail about his marriage (mostly good, but occasionally, he found himself craving excitement and allure). He even showed a picture of his wife, which was just as well; our escort noticed, as she gazed out of the pub window, a taxi pulling out of the hotel. Out of it emerged a woman carrying a small holdall – the sort you would need for an overnight stay. As she turned to look around, our escort realised this woman was the gent’s wife…

She nudged him gently. “Ah, your wife has decided to pay you a surprise visit. You had better go.” He jumped up with a look of horror; a guilty conscience was getting the better of him.

“Listen, don’t worry,” she told him. We haven’t done anything wrong—we’ve only shared one drink, and that is all. Isn’t this the best solution? Your wife has come to join you, and you can take her to a lovely restaurant and perhaps a show. Off you go and enjoy yourself.”

He gave her a grateful smile and hurried off, and she found herself with an unexpectedly free evening.