The perfect elite escort

Okay, winter weddings, summer, spring and autumn weddings… whatever month you choose to celebrate your magical day. NOTE: I don’t find them magical! I have been to so many weddings as the perfect elite escort. I have been in plenty of awful bridesmaid’s dresses, too, and seen enough themed weddings to last me a lifetime. I’m not cynical; I can see the romance and dedication for the betrothed couple and the love that they share. However, I am a busy lady! I think more of “save the date” cards being “save the date for a great trip to New York”. So imagine my horror when a good client requested the pleasure of my company for his colleagues’ big day at the Ritz London: black tie and ball gown shindig. 

I have plenty of beautiful dresses and designer shoes so don't worry about what I will wear. It’s the thought of all these people acting like they have just been invited to this day to celebrate “Hello” magazine style. They do not care what the occasion is. As always, I will play the perfect elite escort and not let my client out of sight. His only request for me is to play out the girlfriend experience and be attentive and then accompany him back to his penthouse suite. He wants a night that will not reflect the romance and magic of a wedding but to be whomever he wants me to be, which is usually exciting and, in some ways, very sordid. That’s when the fun begins, and the work stops.

The perfect professional girlfriend

I don’t find it challenging to act out any scenario a man wants in the bedroom. As the perfect elite escort date, I have enough experience with all kinds of men and women to know what works and what doesn’t. Also, I'm sure the old saying 'the customer is always right' was made up by a clever escort. My clients know from my fabulous profile on the agency website what I do or don’t like to partake in. As a result, there is never any confusion regarding wants or needs. If it says I’m up for anything, then who am I to disappoint? So, being the professional date and doting “girlfriend”, I know how important it is to be with a man as their partner should they request it. I know to laugh at my colleague's unfunny jokes and be charming and intelligent when right. After all, that is why I am the perfect elite escort!

I also enjoy discussing the current economic crisis to exercise my brain. Some clients want to have dinner and drinks and discuss current affairs or business with the company of their escort. The latest looks and designer dresses couldn’t be further from their minds when they took me for a fantastic meal at one of London’s finest eateries. It’s only when we return to their luxury apartments or hotel suites that they want the topic of conversation to switch from intellect to innuendo. 

Intelligent escorts make the best elite companions

One of the things I love about my job is the wide variety of men I meet. It’s not all about the looks when it comes to being the perfect elite escort date. It’s certainly not about the clothes or money either. It’s about the brains, and a lot of the time, that is attractive in itself. It’s not so much a challenge for me to discuss the worries of the world. I’m an intelligent woman, and I rarely keep up to date with the news to understand what the world is up to. So a date for dinner and a trip to the theatre will be a fabulous evening of canny discussions and topical debates. 

My last client, although broadly intelligent and prone to the occasional heated exchange, is very witty and great company. He does like me to look as model-perfect as I can with feminine beauty and subtle girly flirting. But I also give him a genuine, unscripted run for his money regarding the conversation. He is an intelligent and successful businessman who likes travel companions. This one is a multi-millionaire and is only based in London once or twice every six months due to his unbelievably busy schedule. Flying to Hong Kong and Dubai immediately to expand his ever-growing empire is the norm. He likes his international escorts, but when he has some “me-time” in London, he never forgets to give me a call. Even if he requests my company to go shopping or to have lunch, we always end up in a friendly debate. However, we always put those differences aside when we come together to be very agreeable in his Knightsbridge Penthouse! 

So, for me, it’s not about the classic hair tied in a bun, glasses on the end of my nose ensemble to look intelligent. I know, as the perfect London escort, I can dress to impress and still hold my own in a mind battle. I am acutely aware of my good looks to wow my date, but when required. I can be beautiful with what’s inside my perfectly plucked, dyed and made-up head, too.