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DoctorsÂ’ ordersÂ…

With the weather all over the place at the moment, it's all too common to see your fellow passenger or pedestrian sneezing their way across London.

I've so far managed to escape a cold, virus and 'Flu despite sharing breathing space with those who forget to cover their noses - touch wood. Maybe it's to do with the industrial bottle of hand sanitizer I carry around with me and use after every trip across the Underground. However, I have had a few dates with a rather dishy doctor who lives in Fulham and practises medicine at Kings College Hospital. That is, until he caught a chest infection from a patient and was laid up in bed under his GP's orders. 

Now, they say doctors make the worst patients and he was all prepared to cancel our date until I thought of a plan B. This involved a Candy Striper outfit, a natty little matching hat and a delicate bedside manner that would have made Florence Nightingale jealous. Suddenly my date was all too eager to stay in bed although we had planned to go to the theatre- something he didn't want to miss and was prepared to drug himself up for - not-with-standing the meal afterwards at Nobu.


I rang the doorbell and a pathetic voice called out "it's on the latch". In I strode, following the voice upstairs and into the master bedroom.  "Ahhh you poor old soul..." I tutted, plumped up his pillows, giving him an eyeful of cleavage. "Let me take your pulse. Ooooh it's rather fast."

There's a lot to be said for playing Doctors and Nurses with a doctor. It's not just a case of giving a bed bath or a full-body examination. REAL doctors have a way of putting an authentic check on the bits of them they'd rather have checked out...

My patient has since made a full recovery thanks to my care and attention. He says he is quite well enough now to give me a full gynae check and mammary examination. Lucky old me; I don't even have to pay to go private.

So if you ever needed one of our high end escort ‘apprentice’ nurse maids to tend to your every need, we are sure to have the right lady that will come over to mop your brow and make you feel on top of the world again and back to your usual self in no time!

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